#WISDOM Oprah has always taught me to be my ‘best self,’ which is why, last Sunday, I spent my evening attending a blowjob workshop. Babeland, a female-friendly (and female-owned) chain of sex shops that promotes the joy of sex and sexual exploration, has a class called What was on the syllabus? (Spoiler alert: I’m pretty sure I fucking did.) While Babeland hosts a variety of sex workshops, I signed up for the beej-lesson for a few reasons: First of all, I’ve been writing about the female orgasm a LOT lately, so I figured it was time to switch gears.
Oh yes, I'll admit it: I was absolutely fucking smug.
In the episode, Randy discovers that musicals contain subtext that encourage women to give oral sex, meanwhile Shelly starts dating the vegan kid.
The episode was written by Trey Parker and Robert Lopez as an uncredited writer, who previously worked with Parker and Matt Stone on the Tony Award-winning musical, The Book of Mormon.
When Randy returns to the auditorium, he now hears the actors underhandedly referencing blowjobs frequently in the songs' lyrics.
On the ride home Sharon performs fellatio on him, and as a result, Randy decides to take her to New York City to see all the Broadway shows, leaving Stan and Shelley with the Feegans, South Park's resident life-preserver wearing vegans.
Welcome to The Coveteur’s series about sex and dating, brought to you with the expertise and humor of our friend Lindsay, of the laughably addictive Tumblr, Tinder in Brooklyn. We’ll tell you how to find the sweet spots, discuss never-fail oral sex tips and hand/tongue techniques, and demonstrate the perfect toys to blow your partner’s mind.” If you have read this column before, you should be well aware of the fact that I am NOT an expert when it comes to sex.
Honestly, I was more comfortable with this than most (probably because that’s like, standard dinner party conversation for me…), but by the end of the exercise, the whole class seamed to be on the same page. But here’s the best part: NONE of the tips involved women's magazine-style tickling-the-penis-with-a-feather-while-drinking-hot-sauce-and-simultaneously-freezing-his-balls-with-an-ice-cube style fuckery. COMMUNICATION IS KEY If you take one thing away from this article, please let it be this: You need to ask for directions and feedback!
I walked into Babeland with the misplaced overconfidence of Iggy Azalea trying to headline a stadium tour — I totally thought I had the bases covered! (This will come as a shock to absolutely fucking When I showed up to class (late, obviously) at Babeland’s Bergen Street location, I was surprised to find that the space absolutely packed with students, both male and female. I shuffled through the crowd, found a chair, and took a seat. Two instructor-cum-goddesses led the Art of the Blow Job seminar, and it’s safe to say that they took us all higher with their blowjob wisdom. I highly recommend that you attend a Babeland workshop yourself.
As I to got settled, I was handed three things: a glass of prosecco, a condom and a banana. Both women are absolute babes, both have amazing hair, and both somehow managed to remain impossibly chill whilst sucking on dildos in front of a live audience. your bodies are slapping up against either other, you’re both getting messy, you can’t take this too seriously.” Ain’t that the truth. ’ a few more time, our instructors decided we were ready to go over specific moves. I absolutely did mouth-fuck a long yellow fruit for WELL over an hour last weekend. But if you can’t (or are simply too much of a chicken-shit) you don’t need to worry. Here are some key lessons from the Babeland experts ( THERE IS NO SECRET “A lot of people come in here looking for a ‘THE SECRET’ to giving good head. What works for one person might not work for someone else.
When I wanted to become more proficient at blow jobs, for example, I started searching for scenes in Internet porn and asked for recommendations from friends and my partner.
I’ll never forget watching the classic Jenna Jameson moment that gave me the epiphany, “Ohhhhhh, THAT’s how I should use my tonguuueee! I would also rank communication and affection pretty highly.